Ypsilanti MI, Something for the whole family...

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" width=460 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Crankbox Official Website"><U><B><IMG SRC="79528280.gif" border=0 width="40" height="40" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Home, baby!</B></U></A></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="5565eee0.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="494" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> </td> <td valign="top" BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <bR> <div> Ypsilanti MI, Something for the whole family...</div> <div> Wow!  What a crazy town!  If you love adult books, videos, or just XXX-Rated products in general, you REALLY should plan a family vacation to Ypsilanti, Michigan !!!</div> <bR> <div> While traveling north on I-75, you will see many billboards just like this one!  Once you pass through Toledo there are literally hundreds of them that you can take photographs of and start your own porn-pictorial photo album!  Sure, there are a few pesky advertisers that have wormed their way into local billboard scene, cluttering up the landscape with enticements to buy fireworks, sporting goods or attend church, but aside from that you will be bombarded with non-stop porn promotions !!!</div> <bR> <div> We just played TC's Speakeasy in Ypsilanti, and we had a GREAT time!  Every club in the universe should have staff this awesome!  There's Dan-the-SoundMan, Scooter-the-Door-Nazi, and Kate, Lisa, Jaime, Meredith, and a bunch of other awesome Beer-Nazis in between!  You will <I>never </I>go thirsty or hungry at TC's Speakeasy!</div> <bR> <div> But wait....</div> <div> It gets EVEN BETTER!</div> <bR> <div> Directly across the street from TC'S Speakeasy, there's an adult video store where you can buy 3 movies for $9.99!!!  They also carry family videos, and they allow you to mix-and-match porn with Disney Flicks!</div> <bR> <div> We personally purchased:</div> <div> 1.  Debbie Does Detroit</div> <div> 2.  Sin-Derella (We meant to buy Cinderella, but we think grandma will like this as well)</div> <div> 3.  Finding Nemo</div> <bR> <div> Whether you're a film buff, a classic film collector, or just someone who likes to chill and spank the monkey after the kids have gone to bed....Ypsilanti, Michigan holds something in store for the Whole Family!</div> </td> </tr></table></body>