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SuperBitch © Mancini 2002, 2004
Lock me in a phone booth kiss my mom goodbye
tell her that i love her but it's time for me to fly
There's something wrong with the world today
everyone looks the other way
you get 5-to-life for smoking some shit
but you can smoke your wife and get away with it
superman was okay in the day for damsels in distress
but by congress he has been replaced
now everything's a mess
so i'll be the new hero i will save the day
armed with only pms and a picture of my mom in a frame
when they see me coming they'll tremble and they'll twitch
cause i aint no bird i aint no plane
i am Superbitch!
I've got a plan to save the world in a week first we'll unplug all tv's
then we'll slash the price of gas and give all politicians a polygraph
all rapists and all dead-beat dads spend a week in drag in alcatraz
the homophobes and the klu klux klan get shipped off to iran
and we will stick together the honest and the brave
chase away the bad guys and make the world a better place
when they see us coming they'll tremble and they'll twitch cause we aint no bird we aint no plane
no we are Superbitch!
I dont know if you've been keeping track but now we're on day six
this is the day when we wipe out crack and just say "no" to pricks
all moms and teachers get respect all cops get a drug and fitness test
any decent people left on day seven get to rest
we'll be our own heroes we will live each day
armed with only common sense and the knowledge that we're sane
if the bad guys come back and they try to start their shit
we'll stop them in their tracks because we'll all be superpissed
like Superbitch
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